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this heartwarming piece is called My Dad, Baptiste. after years of hard work and tuition paid by his parents’ trust fund, bastiaan is finally graduating with his doctorate from an ivy league school. baptiste pushes his hair back with his gucci glasses, lest his privileged tears of pride get in his perfectly groomed coiffure. he is so proud of his son, who is now officially Dr. Bastiaan Ninaber, W.D. (witch doctor). they are going to sacrifice all of their firstborn livestock in the hamptons to celebrate.

this heartwarming piece is called My Dad, Baptiste. after years of hard work and tuition paid by his parents’ trust fund, bastiaan is finally graduating with his doctorate from an ivy league school. baptiste pushes his hair back with his gucci glasses, lest his privileged tears of pride get in his perfectly groomed coiffure. he is so proud of his son, who is now officially Dr. Bastiaan Ninaber, W.D. (witch doctor). they are going to sacrifice all of their firstborn livestock in the hamptons to celebrate.

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