I HATE BOY
Joff and Gus Discuss The Slime Guy From Fern Gully
gus: i want a boy whos grosser than any boy youve ever imagined or experienced
flesh curling off the bone
coughing blood
joff: a sentient pile of sludge
no face
gus: just a skull face
joff: no humanoid form
the guy from fern gully
tim curry
his sludge phantom
gus: oh youre getting really pomo here
god weve talked about the sludge phantom before
joff: we have
isnt that awful
gus: that was like pre hateboy too
joff: i was really scared of him but things are different now
omg christ
its crazy how far this goes back
just a long treacherous slope of slime
woo
everything comes full circle
im watching it again now
gus: so ma i god
joff: SLIME BENEATH ME MM
SLIME UP ABOVE
AH AHH OH
gus: GOD THE SONG GETS ME ALL RILED UP
joff: and then he turns into the devil
gus: i will fuck the slime man in a pit of slime
joff: i love this
gus: filthy brown acid rain
im going to fuck the slime man
whats his name hexxis
joff: Mmm, sludge
Mmm, filth
Aah, fumes
Oooh, cack
me sexting
idr
I feel good, a special kind of horny
Flowers and trees depress and frankly bore me
I think I'll spew them all with cyanide saliva
Pour me a puke cocktail and take me to the driver
omg the lyrics to this song
gus: POUR ME A PUKE COCKTAIL
joff: pour me a puke cocktail
gus: SOML
joff: All that's foul, all that's stained
Breeding in my toxic brain
soml
gus: i cant believe how well fern gully captured us
joff: we are anthropomorphized pollution
thats us
gus: that's it

ideal boy

l-homme-que-je-suis:

John Hein in “Sometimes the Snow Comes Down in June” Photographed by Kwannam Chu and Styled by Joaquin Gregorio for IT Post Magazine #15

l-homme-que-je-suis:

John Hein in “Sometimes the Snow Comes Down in June” Photographed by Kwannam Chu and Styled by Joaquin Gregorio for IT Post Magazine #15

how do i obtain a boyfriend
Anonymous

let me answer this question with another question: would you be willing to sacrifice more than one but less than ten goats?

I am a sad lonely wind that blows in all directions yet can never find a teensy person with good style and disturbing cheekbones to return my love. It is so difficult to find even someone that will accept your number out in the cold dark real world. Help me please, I put my trust in your sound judgement.

personally, though i am a carbunculous louse, i have had fairly good luck tricking tiny disgusting creatures into liking me. i think the main thing working for me is loads of black magic, but let’s not forget about another big force at play here: confidence

i think the thing that’s made the most difference for me is just making the outside match the inside. becoming who i truly feel like i’m meant to be without fear of judgement. for me, that means not doing laundry for weeks or months at a time and usually making a face like i smelled somethin weird. deeper than that though, it means not being ashamed of this twisted corporeal husk i embody, of my unholy boil-covered ass. don’t hide who you are. be proud of who you are. the greasy boy creatures will follow. also it can’t hurt to pray to the devil

bapme:

my fridge incase you were wondering 

i just found this and started hootin and hollerin all over the apartment

heckacute:

My ideal mate is extremely beautiful and extremely gross. 

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